Tuesday, April 28, 2009

This Week's Sign the Apocalypse is Upon Us

(Stealing a piece from Sports Illustrated there). When I was little it was Care Bears and Cabbage Patch Kids. Now, the rage is apparently

Gangsta Babies!

  • Big babies with big poppas!
  • The blingin'-est kids in daycare!
  • They spend more on accessories than you do on your cars!
Babies be trippin', man! They're not old enough to talk yet, and they still dress better than you do! This 10-inch hoodlers are A-Listing in the playground. Rockin' fab-tastic clothing and so much baby bling that other rug rats can only catch their vapors. Pookie's a green-eyed baller. But don't make him cranky...ya wouldn't like him when he's cranky. Featuring a thermal shirt, t-shirt, dew rag, ring, and pimped out pacifier necklace.

(HT: Carpe Diem)

Come, lord Jesus!

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